Briefing
The status API's upstream health checks give up after two seconds, and the status page has been showing three regions as degraded.
So is everything else from the investigation: a louder log level and a notes file.
The release train leaves at 15:00 and Ravi will only take a commit he can read in one glance.
Someone in the channel suggests committing everything now and cleaning up later.
The fix is yours to find: hints, the recovery checks and the debrief unlock inside the incident.