Briefing
Every GET, LIST and PUT against Nimbic Object Storage in nbx-east-1 has failed.
Nothing is crash-looping and the cluster itself looks calm, yet the metadata tier answers nothing and the status page cannot even load its own images.
Billing alerts are the loudest thing on the board, and the engineer who ran the change wants to finish the retirement properly before anyone touches anything else.
Inspired by a real outage: Summary of the Amazon S3 Service Disruption in the Northern Virginia (US-EAST-1) Region (Amazon Web Services, 2017). Names and details are fictionalized.
The fix is yours to find: hints, the recovery checks and the debrief unlock inside the incident.